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Propagating the Species…

It is for real... there is an alien growing inside me.

Time for some big news!  Hubby and I are pregnant!  Well, I am the pregnant one… but WE are having a child.

After weeks of keeping it under wraps – which was probably one of the hardest things I have EVER done in my life – it is now out for the world to know.  And yep… people, it happens exactly how you are taught.  Pulling the goalie… then the birds and the bees… I really don’t think I need to explain any further.  Well, we will to our child, but I think (I hope) we have a good 12+ years to develop that speech.

The little bundle of joy – and potential terror if our childhoods come back to bite us (hubby and I weren’t always the most well-behaved children) is due September 3rd. Fortunately, my love for dresses is going come in very handy this summer…

Hubby and I are now embarking on the most exciting and most terrifying experience of our lives – parenthood.  I am sure there will be at least a thousand and one times where the “What were we thinking?!” conversation happens…but there will also be a thousand and one times where our cheeks hurt from smiling or laughing so much from the many joys this little one will bring us.

I hope ya’ll are ready for this.  I’m bringing you along for the ride.  And trust me, you will be hearing about it all – the good, the bad, the ugly and the really ugly.

Buckle up and hold on… or as Captain Jean Luc Picard would say (yes, I’m a total ST:TNG fan)…

Parenthood: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Diaper Genie. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new bodily fluids, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where everyone has gone before – except us…

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